Friday, November 30, 2012


Below is a compiling of my favorite lines from horror and science fiction movies, in no particular order. You will find some movies repeated. Brilliant lines just ooze from some films, don't they? Enjoy! 

1. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” Ripley in Aliens

2. “Send more brains.” A zombie in Return of the Living Dead

3. “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum.” Nada in They Live

4. “Death by stereo!” Sam in The Lost Boys

5. “Go eat a bowl of dicks! I came here to party!” Stooge in Night of the Demons (1988)

6. “We all go a little mad sometimes.” Norman Bates in Psycho

7. “They’re coming to get you, Barbara.” Johnny in Night of the Living Dead

8. “It puts the lotion on its skin.” Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs

9. “They’re heeeere.” Carol Ann in Poltergeist

10. “Heeeeeere’s Johnny.” Jack Torrance in The Shining

11. “Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?” Tallahassee in Zombieland

12. “Do you like scary movies?” Phone Voice in Scream

13. “I don't want your cat, you dirty pork queen!" Lamia in Drag Me To Hell

14. “If it bleeds, we can kill it.” Dutch in Predator

15. “It’s a trick. Get an axe.” Ash in Army of Darkness

16. “I don’t know what happened to Antonio Bay tonight. Something came out of the fog and tried to destroy us. In one moment it vanished. But if this has been anything but a nightmare, and if we don’t wake up to find ourselves safe in our beds, it could come again. To the ships at sea who can hear my voice, look across the water, into the darkness. Look for the fog.” Stevie Wayne in The Fog (1980)

17. “You’re going to need a bigger boat.” Brody in Jaws

18. “Come with me if you want to live.” Kyle Reese in The Terminator

19. “It’s Halloween. Everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” Sheriff Leigh Brackett in Halloween (1978)

20. “Run for it? Running’s not a plan. Running’s what you do when a plan fails.” Earl Bassett in Tremors

21. “Danny’s not here, Mrs. Torrance.” Danny Torrance in The Shining

22.“Candyman...Candyman...Candyman...Candyman...Candyman.” Victim #1 in Candyman (I had to look over my shoulder after I typed that.)

23. “I’ll be back.” Terminator in The Terminator (1984)

24. “Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.. Come git some!” Ash in Army of Darkness

25. “Maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots. How do they taste?” David in The Lost Boys

26. “All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die.” Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

27. “Groovy.” Ash in Evil Dead 2

28. “One, two, Freddy’s coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab your crucifix. Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. Nine, ten, never sleep again.” Creepy jump-roping girls in A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) (I typed this little ditty from memory.)

29. “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”  Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs

30. “I’m an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider.” Beth in The Descent

31. “I will NOT calm down! This is the second time I’ve been hit with a severed head and I DON’T LIKE IT!” Kelly Scott in Lake Placid

32. “What an excellent day for an exorcism.” Demon in The Exorcist (1973)

33. “I’m gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.” Tony Block in Planet Terror

34. “When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.” Televangelist in Dawn of the Dead (2004)

35. “I think we just picked up Dracula.” Franklin in Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

36. “Everyone will suffer.” Samara Morgan in The Ring

37. (“You should do something.”) “I’ve found you live longer if you don’t.” Finnegan in Deep Rising

38. “Be very afraid.” Seth Brundle in The Fly (1986)

39. “Hi, I’m Chucky, wanna play?” Chucky in Child’s Play

40. “Look! It’s moving. It’s alive. It’s’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!” Henry Frankenstein in Frankenstein (1931)

41. “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” Nancy in A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

42. (“What’s in the basket?”) “[laughs] My brother!” Duane Bradley in Basket Case (1982)

43. “They ALL float down here." Pennywise in It (1990)

44. “ matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.” Chinese Boy in Gremlins

45. “Sometimes dead is better.” Jud Crandall in Pet Semetary

46. “Try as they will and try as they might, who steals me gold won’t live through the night.” The Leprechaun in Leprechaun

47. (“Watch out for the weirdos, girls.”) “We are the weirdos, mister.” Nancy in The Craft

48. “Your mother sucks cocks in hell.” Demon in The Exorcist (1973)

49. “I’m gonna kill every last one of you godless fuckin’ pieces of shit.” Seth in From Dusk Till Dawn

50. “We’d better get back ‘cause they mostly come out at night...mostly.” Newt in Aliens

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